Always be calm

Always be calm; don’t ever fret. Go home in joyful kinship leaving moribund notions of problems quiescent. Rest softly till unhappiness vanishes, wanting xenophiles, yearning zephyrs.

Submitted by Nigel B, Sept.2011.

 

Always be courteous………

Always be courteous. Deny everything! Forget galling, hurtful incidents. Judge kindly. Love mankind. Never opine perversely. Question resolutely. Stop trying. Universally vie with xenophobia: Yoga………………………Zen. (Tony.M.2011.)

All babies cry……….

All babies cry dribbling, even from good homes including jolly, kind, loving mothers. No older parent questions riotous sobbing tots unless vexed with xtra youthful zing.

Astronomers bridge………

Astronomers bridge cosmic depths eclipsing farflung galaxies. Hubble indexes Jupiter’s kinetic luminous moons. Neptune ousts Pluto. Quaintly ringed Saturn tests Uranus, Venus winning xtra-terrestrial yearly Zodiac.

Submitted by: Liz. B. August 2011.

Antiguan Batsmen……..

Antiguan batsmen cover drive every fiendish googly high in Jamaica’s Kingston, leaving most not out players quite resentful since test umpire Viv wants x-rated yorker zealots.

Submitted by: Nigel B-B July 2011.

Awareness breeds ………

Awareness breeds consciousness. Defeating evil, forgetting good, hiding ingenuity. Juvenile kakistocracy lives, meandering, never openly protested. Question routines, serve tyrants under “virtuous” ways. Xeniality yields zombie-ism.

Submitted by Paul B. July 2011.

Accepting brainy……….

Accepting brainy challenge (despite expecting failure) glimmering hopes inspired John. Keep lines meaningful (not overly poetic). Quit redrafting! Speed to ultimate victory with Xian youthful zeal. Submitted by: John M. July 2011.

Ale brewers………

Ale brewers concoct deep extra flavours; Goldings hops in July kilns let most nutty oasthouses plan quaint recipes since ‘topping up vats’ works xeric yeast zymurgy.

Submitted by: Philippa B July 2011.

Army ballistic……..

Army ballistic chaps detonate exploding field grenades housed in jute kitbags leaving Major Nitro ordering Private Quarter’s retreat, since tanks unleashed volatile weapons -“X-axis, Y zone” !!! Submitted by: Nigel B-B  June 2011.

Astronomers bridge……..

Astronomers bridge cosmic depths eclipsing farflung galaxies. Hubble indexes Jupiter’s kinetic luminous moons. Neptune ousts Pluto. Quaintly ringed Saturn tests Uranus, Venus winning xtra-terrestrial yearly Zodiac.

Submitted by: Liz.B. June 2011