The Attic

THE  ALPHABETAGRAM  ATTIC.

Here in the Alphabetagram Attic you can rummage through submitted Alphabetagrams (newest last) to your heart’s content. Submit your own by email to: nigel@alphabetagrams.com. It will be acknowledged:

 

Always be calm; don’t ever fret. Go home in joyful kinship leaving moribund notions of problems quiescent. Rest softly till unhappiness vanishes, wanting xenophiles, yearning zephyrs. ( Nigel. B-B 2008. The first Alphabetagram).

 

Accepting brainy challenge (despite expecting failure) glimmering hopes inspired John. Keep lines meaningful (not overly poetic). Quit redrafting! Speed to ultimate victory with Xian youthful zeal. (John. M. 2009. The second Alphabetagram).

 

Artistically beautiful choral descants emanate from gentle harmonies in joyously keyed lullabies. Meanwhile noble orchestra’s percussionists quickly restore structure to unruly violinists while xylophonists yodel zestfully. (Mike. N. 2009. The third Alphabetagram.)

 

Alphabetagrams befit curiously deranged egos fomenting grandiose humorous ideas. Just kindly let mopy, nepotistic or puny quips rest since truth usurps vapid words. XXXs, yours, Zac. (Nigel. B-B. 2009).

 

All bilious characters, drinking elixir from God’s heaven invoked, justly kind luscious mulled nectar or pints / quarts, rustic sups, till underlings vent wasted ’xentric yeasty zymolysis. (A Boozer 2009)

 

Antiguan batsmen cover drive every fiendish googly high in Jamaica’s Kingston, leaving most not out players quite resentful since test umpire Viv warrants x-rated yorker zealots. (Nigel B-B 2009).

 

Anglican bishop called Durham, espousing faithfulness, gained holy incumbency. Jesters keep losing mean nuances over poor, queer, restless souls tottering under various weighty xenolithic yowling zugzwangs. (Nick 2013)

 

Aardvarks behave craftily, daringly escaping from glass houses in jolly knitted leggings made naturally on pointed quills, reaching shady tables upon very welcoming xysti, yelling zestfully. (Jill A 2013)

 

Apiary bees consume dandelions ever furtively, garnering honey in jars: kings love moist nectar or pollen; queens relish syrupy tangs unless varied with xanthic yeast zest. (Nigel B-B 2011)

 

Always being cautious, Derek Edgely felt ghastly, having immediately just killed last mid night outside Pepperdines, quite randomly – suddenly the up-ended van went xenon …. Y’man zonked. (Maxwell.S . 2009).

 

All babies cry dribbling, even from good homes including jolly, kind, loving mothers. No older parent questions riotous sobbing tots unless vexed with xtra youthful zing. (Liz .B .2009).

 

April blizzards can destroy every farmer’s grand hopes in January. Kind locals make nothing of popular quotes revered since time unlimited vying with xemes, yetties, zombies. (A.Farmer 2009).

 

(Polonius’s new notes for Our Time):

Always be courteous. Deny everything! Forget galling, hurtful incidents. Judge kindly. Love mankind. Never opine perversely. Question resolutely. Stop trying. Universally vie with xenophobia: Yoga………………………Zen. (Tony.M.2009.)

 

Alphabet besotted creatures devising enigmatic fantasies, generally, harmless, ingeniously juggle knotty linguistic models. No ostensible predators. Quite rare species. They’re usually vigorous word xenophiles. Youthful zoopathology. (John. M. 2009)

 

Ale brewers concoct deep extra flavours; Goldings hops in July kilns let most nutty oasthouses plan quaint recipes since ‘topping up vats’ works xeric yeast zymurgy. (Nigel B-B 2010).

 

Aunts bully cousins deliberately, expecting filial gratitude. Honoured infantile kin lovers may not openly promote queer randy siblings. Testy uncles’ varicosity warrants xanthous yellow zimmerframes. (Liz B 2010)

 

Zac, you Xmas wonder! Very uncouth to show resentment; quite properly others never manipulate letters, knowing just ideas help give fellows everything due. Crumbs! but allelujah! (Peter Cressall 02/13)

 

Army ballistic chaps detonate exploding field grenades housed in jute kitbags leaving Major Nitro ordering Private Quarter’s retreat, since tanks unleashed volatile weapons – “X-axis, Y zone” !!! (RA 2010)

 

Zoologists yearn xenicibices which vary under time scales. Requiring quadrupedal prehistoric osteopathy Neolithic man’s last known Jurassic index had grown featuring extinct dinosaur contact between animals. (N B-B 2010)

 

Albion battalions courageously defended Essex fenland ’gainst hostile invasions. Jute kings led manic Norsemen onto parliament, quelling revolt, since terror-urged Vikings won Xanadu, Yokohama, Zanzibar. ( B-B 2010)

 

¡Adelante, bellos compañeros! De Francia grandes hidalgos imitan jabalíes. Leves lluvias mojan numerosos ñandúes omnipotentes, pero quien resolverá semejante tema? Ufanos,varones xenofóbicos yacen zoológicamente. (Peter C 2012)

Translation: (Onward, beautiful companions! From France great knights imitate wild boars. Light rain wets numerous omnipotent rheas, but who will resolve such a matter? Proud xenophobic young men zoologically lie down.) (Peter C 2012)

 

Academically brilliant Charles Darwin explored fascinating Galapagos, hungrily imbibing judicious knowledge. Literate mankind noised objections, posed questions regarding scientific theories, undermining various worthy Xian yammering zoologists. (Adrian. M 2010).

 

“Arne” Beethoven complained, “Diabelli! Everything Fuchsed!” Gyrowetz halfwittedly ignored Jirovec knowingly lamenting Mahler. Neilson Orf-pissed Quantz, responded Scheidt. “Toch” unnecessarily vehemently wailed Xenakis, yodelling Zemlinsky. (Maxwell.S. 2010).

 

Anthrax, Borknagar, Candlemass, Deftones, Europe, Firewind, Gorgoroth, Hammerfall, Immortal, Jucifer, Kiss, Lordi, Megadeth, Nightwish, Opeth, Pestilence, Quireboys, Rammestein, Saxon, Trivium, Unleashed, Venom. Whitesnake, Xerath, Yattering, Zyklon. (Ian.W. 2010).

 

Ailleurs brûlent centaines d’éternelles forêts . Grande haine s’installe. Justement, kilomètres lointains manifestent naïades opulentes　! Pathétiques, quêteurs rattrapent sous, tragiquement usurpés, violés. William-Xavier yodle…….zigouillé. (Tony.M.2010)

Translation: [Elsewhere, hundreds of eternal forests are burning. Great hatred is settling in. In fact, distant kilometers reveal ample-bosomed Naiads! Pathetic, alms-collectors clutch farthings, tragically usurped, violated. William Xavier yodels,….. Struck down with a knife.]

 

Astronomers bridge cosmic depths eclipsing farflung galaxies. Hubble indexes Jupiter’s kinetic luminous moons. Neptune ousts Pluto. Quaintly ringed Saturn tests Uranus, Venus winning xtra-terrestrial yearly Zodiac. ( Liz.B. 2011)

 

Acquiring beguiling curios, determined Englishmen found gems hidden inside Japanese kimonos, luckily mostly netsukes. Outrageously profitable quests retrieved Samurai treasures, Uzbekistan vases, whimsical X-factor yodelling Zennists. (Adrian.M. 2011)

 

Am but complying, despite extreme fuddlement. Game here inquires Jerusalem knowledge lacking maintenant, Nigel. Only pertinent question regards senseless ToLster utterance, viz: whereabouts, xenophile’s yarmulka zone. (Jan D. 02/13)

 

Artful bankers cunningly discount farthings gathering halfpenny interest. Jumpy kronor loan mongers never owe percentages. Quaestors raise sums totally under valued when ’xchanging yuanan / zlotys. (Nigel B-B 2011).

 

All bilious characters, drinking elixir from gods heaven invoked, justly kegged luscious mulled nectar or pints / quarts, rustic sups, till underlings vent wasted ’xentric yeasty zymolysis. ( EX is now acceptable for the letter ‘X’.) (Nigel B-B 2011).

 

 Zounds! Your xenophobic, witless views upset those spouting relentlessly – quite pathetically – our new mantra. Look! Kindly just indoctrinate humourless gits. First “Equality”. “Diversity” can be afterwards. (John H 2011.)

 

Andreas besaß Charakter, doch ein fachmännisch Geblödel hatte Inge ja klugerweise leise mal notiert: Ostdeutsche Pumpernickel Quallen Ragout sollten Tierpfleger um vier wunderlicherweise x-mal Yaks zufüttern. (Monica 01/10/13)

Translation: [Andreas possessed character, though Inge had quietly and cleverly noticed one professional silliness: astonishingly, at four, keepers should always feed East German pumpernickel jellyfish ragoût to yaks]

 

Although buttresses can’t do everything for gargoyles, horrors initially jut kinetically, launching more nobly over protruding qua roundels, sometimes terminating under vertical window’s xenodochium, yearning zenophobically (Lynn T 2014)

 

‘Actresses, barely concealing desperate endeavours for gaining helpful introductions, jealously knock lucrative marriages, newlyweds occupying positions quite rarely sought today – ultimately vindicating whimsically x-rated young z-listers.’ (Norma B 2014)

 

“Ah bin chooin da effin fat, goin’ hellbent into jam-sessions knowing lots more nonsense opens pockets quite rapidly so the underclass voids wads xceeding yesterdays zapping” (Pat H 2014)

 

Zeitgeist yields xanthic wit vainly: usually, trends suggest romantic quests predict ordinary natural methods linking keen jesting in homesteads, good fodder, endless domestic calm bring amorousness. (Patrick H 2013)

 

Zwinglian! Your xiphoid wrath virtually unseats topis. Shall Ranis quit pouting or nuancing, mincing, licking khaki jodhpurs, inciting Hindu gods, fakirs – even distracting Colonials being adulterous? (Patrick H  2013)

 

Zigzagging young x-chromosomic witches vaulting upthrusting thermal surges, rise quickly past other non-manoeuvrable lifting kites, jauntily inspiring hearty guffaws for economising during cruises before alchemists? (Peter C 2014)

 

Alphabetagrams bemuse; crabby, disconsolate, exasperated female groans. Head in jeopardy. “keep looking” murmurs nerdy Oxford professor. “Quit ridiculous suicidal tendencies, unanimated Valkyrie. Wise-up. Xplore yoga, Zen. (Rosa T 2014)

 

A bold cheerful dobermann e-friends generous helpers in joint knowledge links, misspelt neologisms or poetry quatrains. Rosa’s sometimes thunderous unique vocabulary wields xrated youthful zeal. (Rosa T 2014)

 

Actually, “Baby” celebrates dogdom, electronic foraging, gnashing her indomitable jaws knucklebone laden. Miss Naughtiness often presents quaint rhymes, sexy text, uninhibited words, xenophobic yarns, zestily. (Hilary T 2014)

 

A bountiful Christmas day exceeds fervently generated hopes, initiates jolly kids’ laughter, makes nasty officious people querulous, revives stigmatised trysts unheedingly, vinously, with Xxxes, yearly, zanily. (Hilary 2014)

 

Acting beautiful classics develops easy fluency gaining human insight. Joking King Lear must naturally outrage pantomime queens resting sullenly till unexpected venues welcome xeric yearning zeal. (Jennifer D 2014)

 

Zoologically, Yaks x-rayed wearing voluminous underpants trounced Snakes rendering quasi-perfect orchestrated naughty melodies – leaving Kangaroos jumping in heavy galoshes floundering. Elephantine dance-comedy’s been abandoned. (Patrick 2014).

 

“Another bucolic caper” Duke exclaimed feudally. “Gallop hellferleather in jaunty kinky lace mentionables nuancing older pantomime queens. Round-up sex troopers undressing virgins while ‘xciting young zippers”. (NBB 2014)

 

Zigzagging young x-chromosomic witches vaulting upthrusting thermal surges, rise quickly past other non-manoeuvrable lifting kites, jauntily inspiring hearty guffaws for economising during cruises before alchemists? (Peter C 2014)

 

Alphabetagramers beget cunningly descriptive emotions fairly generally. However, if jocular kudos litter my nonsense, others perchance question rationale, so they understand verily why Xmas Yuletide zings. (Peter C, 2014)

 

” Zimmer-Yeti xrays witness vascular ultrastructure tightening substantially, rendering quinary pads ominously numb. Muscles, lacking kinetic jogging in hilly ground, freeze every day, causing bacteriological aggravation.” (Patrick H 2014)

 

Access barring can deter entry for genuine hikers impatiently joining known lanes made navigable over pastures quickly restored seasonally thus utilising visitors with Xmas yearly zeal. (Robert Vincent 2014)

 

Ancient bridleways can distress English farmers galoshing home in juicy kale leaves. Many newly obstructed paths quite ruinously stymie treckers, upsetting various wandering xenic young zoologists. (Cathy M 2014)

 

Zulus yearn Xsosas’ wicked, venial unclipped tongues suffering reactions quite piercing over nuanced mispronunciations, lisping, knowing justifiably (ironically) how gutless false “extra-double-clickers” can be abandoned (Patrick H 2014)

 

Zealous young xray whizzkids vie under truly strictly regimes quite passionately ogling numerous mistresses lightly, keeping jolly internal hopes gloriously flagrant erotic denouements can be arranged. (P H  2014)

 

Zymosis yields xenonically weird, visually unpleasant turds smelling rotten. Queasy patients often notice medics lying keeled-over just inside hospital gateways forever enraging doctors coming by automobile. (P.H 2014)

 

Avarice brings cash during every fabulous grab. However, impersonal joy knowingly makes nobody over-particular, quotes Racine (somebody translated). Under very worrying yearnings: Zounds! (Peter C 6th Jan. 2014).

 

Angels behold carols delighting everyone festively. Glorious hosannas invoke Jehova’s kindness. Loving magian nativity offers peaceful, quiet, rural shepherds transformation under venerated wondrous Xmas yuletide zenith. (NCB-B. Christmas 2013)

 

‘Amber’ brightly colours daytime, excitedly finding girlie happiness in joking, kissing, laughing most naughtily outdoors. People question redheads stupidly till ugly visitors watching X-Factor yell “Zebedee”. (Nigel 2013)

 

Am but complying, despite extreme fuddlement. Game here inquires Jerusalem knowledge lacking maintenant, Nigel. Only pertinent question regards senseless ToLster utterance, viz: whereabouts, xenophile’s yarmulka zone. (Jan D 2013)

 

Awfully banal comments drop easily from gormless homophobes in jerky keying. Lifelessly monotonous Nigel opines pointlessly, questing reliable sense; trying, ultimately vainly; wordless xenia yielding zero. (Mark S 2013)

 

Zac, you Xmas wonder! Very uncouth to show resentment; quite properly others never manipulate letters, knowing just ideas help give fellows everything due. Crumbs! but allelujah! (Peter C. 2013)

 

Avuncular bee-keeper craves direct effective fashionable gimmicks helpful in jamming kangaroos licking miscellaneous nectar off plants quite readily suitable to undernourish very workaholic xenophobic young zamouses. (Cressall 2013)

 

A big commission does eventually foster good habits in jocular, kindly, likable men not of particularly querulous, rabid, sorrowful temperament under various wistful xenogenous . . . Finish it, please; my flight home has just been called. (David O’G 2013).

 

Academically bright Countdowners deride every faulty grammarian halfwit in joking knowledgeable lassitude. Mercifully national observers personally quiz revelling students taunted under various wordy Xerophytic yuppie zealots.
(Nigel 2013).

 

Zinovia (yesterday x-rayed) was virtually ungovernable to “sensationalist reporters” querying propriety of Nova-Scotian marsupials letting kangaroos jump into horny gyrations following erotic display-courting by ardent Antipodeans brandishing candyfloss destined for goading harem-idolising joeys kicking limp mutant Neapolitans over pachyderms querulously requesting sanction to up-end vamps wanting xenogamic yahoo “Zing”. (The first ZAAZ by Patrick 2014).

 

Atomic beam colliders destroy epidermal fungal growths. Higgs, irradiating jactitational kids, leaves melanomal nodules opaquely porous, qua radiographers’ scans testing user Varians, whilst x-raying yahoos’ zosters. (NB-B for Poole Hospital 2014). 

 

A bothersome challenge deciding equivalents for guest-housing in justly knowledgable lexical mode, neatly outlined phrases, quickly read so to understand. Valid wordsmithery XLs, yearns ‘zeugma’. (Jan D 2014).

Attempts by Christian denominations examining faith groups, having investigated Jihad killings leaving many needlessly orphaned, propose querying reports suggesting the usual villains were Xmas-yearning Zoroastrians. (Robert V 2012).

 

A new ‘Alphabetagram’ of Nigel’s, in two parts (A-K, & L-Z), exemplifying the bathos of a self-indulgent Christmas:

“Archangels Bless Christchild, Declaring Eternal Fidelity. Glorious Hosannas Ikonise Jesu Kyrie Leaving Mankind Noshing On Partridge, Quail, Roundly Stuffed Turkey, Ulcerously Vesting Wobbly, Xmassy Yuletide Zosters.”(Nigel B-B 2014)

 

Andrew Battled Ceaselessly Despite Every Fair Governor Helping In Jail Knowingly Losing Much New Order, Precisely Quoting Reasons Stating To Undo Very Worrying Xenophobic Youthful Zeal.
(Ian M 2014)

 

Zounds, you xylemic wunderkind, vibrantly undergoing testing situations. Remain quirky, perhaps odd – never mind, let’s keep juvenile, I happily garnish fraternal expressions duplicating congratulations by all. (Patrick 2014)

 

Although buttresses can’t do everything for gargoyles, horrors initially jut kinetically, launching more nobly over protruding qua roundels, sometimes terminating under vertical window’s xenodochium, yearning zenophobically  (Lynn T 2014)

 

A bold cheerful dobermann e-friends generous helpers in joint knowledge links, misspelt neologisms or poetry quatrains. Rosa’s sometimes thunderous unique vocabulary wields xrated youthful zeal. (Rosa T 2014)

 

Actually, “Baby” celebrates dogdom, electronic foraging, gnashing her indomitable jaws knucklebone laden. Miss Naughtiness often presents quaint rhymes, sexy text, uninhibited words, xenophobic yarns, zestily. (Hilary T 2014)

 

A bountiful Christmas day exceeds fervently generated hopes, initiates jolly kids’ laughter, makes nasty officious people querulous, revives stigmatised trysts unheedingly, vinously, with Xxxes, yearly, zanily. (Hilary 2014)

 

Acting beautiful classics develops easy fluency gaining human insight. Joking King Lear must naturally outrage pantomime queens resting sullenly till unexpected venues welcome xeric yearning zeal. (Jennifer D 2014)

 

Zoologically, Yaks x-rayed wearing voluminous underpants trounced Snakes rendering quasi-perfect orchestrated naughty melodies – leaving Kangaroos jumping in heavy galoshes floundering. Elephantine dance-comedy’s been abandoned. (Patrick 2014).

 

Zigzagging young x-chromosomic witches vaulting upthrusting thermal surges, rise quickly past other non-manoeuvrable lifting kites, jauntily inspiring hearty guffaws for economising during cruises before alchemists? (Peter C 2014)

 

Alphabetagramers beget cunningly descriptive emotions fairly generally. However, if jocular kudos litter my nonsense, others perchance question rationale, so they understand verily why Xmas Yuletide zings. (Peter Cressall, 2014)

 

” Zimmer-Yeti xrays witness vascular ultrastructure tightening substantially, rendering quinary pads ominously numb. Muscles, lacking kinetic jogging in hilly ground, freeze every day, causing bacteriological aggravation.” (Patrick Hogan 2014)
Access barring can deter entry for genuine hikers impatiently joining known lanes made navigable over pastures quickly restored seasonally thus utilising visitors with Xmas yearly zeal. (Robert Vincent 2014)

 

Ancient bridleways can distress English farmers galoshing home in juicy kale leaves. Many newly obstructed paths quite ruinously stymie treckers, upsetting various  wandering xenic young zoologists. (Cathy M 2014)

 

Zulus yearn Xsosas’ wicked, venial unclipped tongues suffering reactions quite piercing over nuanced mispronunciations, lisping, knowing justifiably (ironically) how gutless false “extra-double-clickers” can be abandoned (P Hogan 7^th Jan 2014)

 

Zealous young xray whizzkids vie under truly strictly regimes quite passionately ogling numerous mistresses lightly, keeping jolly internal hopes gloriously flagrant erotic denouements can be arranged. (P Hogan 7^th Jan 2014)

Zymosis yields xenonically weird, visually unpleasant turds smelling rotten. Queasy patients often notice medics lying keeled-over just inside hospital gateways forever enraging doctors coming by automobile. (P.Hogan 4^th Jan 2014)

 

Avarice brings cash during every fabulous grab. However, impersonal joy knowingly makes nobody over-particular, quotes Racine (somebody translated). Under very worrying yearnings: Zounds! (Peter Cressall 6^th Jan. 2014).

 

Angels behold carols delighting everyone festively. Glorious hosannas invoke Jehova’s kindness. Loving magian nativity offers peaceful, quiet, rural shepherds transformation under venerated wondrous Xmas yuletide zenith. (NCB-B. Christmas 2013)

 

‘Amber’ brightly colours daytime, excitedly finding girlie happiness in joking, kissing, laughing most naughtily outdoors. People question redheads stupidly till ugly visitors watching X-Factor yell “Zebedee”.
(Nigel 2013).

 

Ancients believed carved deities evoked fetishes granting humans immortality. Juju knowledge lured many nevertheless others posed questions. Ragman suffered terrible ugsome visions whilst xoanon yammered, “Zealots”.
(C LeC B 2015)

Zones yielding x-ray waste vectors unfortunately tempt similar ray quasars, (primarily oscillating nodules mimicking low-level “Kelvin Junctions”) into haphazard groupings, forging enormously destructive collisions by anti-matter.
(Patrick.H 2015).

 

Al, barking cats do excite furtive glances. Have I just killed, lovingly, my newly observed pseudonym, questioning rather strange tolster’s unusual very weird x-chromosomal yawn-suppressing zestfulness ? (Michael ToL, 2016)

 

A bemusing confection designed especially for greater headache inducing jargonauts’ knowledge – likely meaning no offence. Perhaps quisling rejig served to unleash verily wandering xenobiotic youthful zeitgeist? (Jan D 2016)

 

All brooding commenters despise every freaking godforsaken half-baked intrusion just knowing lamentable modifications never offer proper quality results, so that unusual viewing will x-up your zeal. (Michael ToL 2016)

 

 

IN MEMORIAM TO THE UNKNOWN ALPHABETAGRAMIST:　

“Another blooming calumny’s done ‘ere for grand historical indexer John – kingmaker. Let maturity nobly oust peevish querulous rats. See Tolsters upbraid villainous, wanton, xanthine, yobbish zombies.”

 

 

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